Thursday, October 31, 2013

Hilarious Jaeger names

I noticed I haven't done a humor post in a long, long time.  So, here goes...

Being the semester break, it’s natural that me and the fam would have movie marathons galore.  One of our favorite movies this year was Pacific Rim, and so we already watched that twice this week.  Over dinner afterwards, I jokingly asked, “What if the Philippines had a jaeger?  I bet it would look like a messed up, overgrown jeepney, hohoho!!”

Apparently, my internet savvy daughter said that she did see several Philippine jaegers on the net, made by fans using a certain app.  Intrigued, I took a look and indeed there were several Philippine Jaegers out there.  Cool.

But in doing so I discovered an even better find: hilarious jaeger names.  It was only a matter of time before people with a (sometimes twisted) sense of humor would capitalize on the weird Jaeger names of the movie, like Striker Eurika and Gypsy Danger (Crimson Typhoon, now THAT’s a cool name) to come up some with ridiculous names of their own.  Some of them were so funny that I had to share them here.  Enjoy.

You don't wanna be on the business end of THIS jaeger!

I'm sure this guy will go after other jaegers, not just kaiju

For kids who can't read...good.

But of course...and he's got the moves like Jaeger, too.


My word, this old chap will have to give those ruffian kaijus a thrashing, I'm afraid.

Yes señor, and his partner...

Putting the "inferno" in disco

Not afraid of no kaiju!!  Spiders?  Different story.

Oh the pun is just too good.

Comic geeks (Iron Man geeks in particular) will appreciate this

Doesn't believe in violence, this one.

The most agile jaeger

Making light of a bad situation, yes.  But funny jaeger name?  Yes also.

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 I got these from a website dedicated to these funny jaeger names.  Here it is.  They also have the link to the app responsible for these babies.  Oh yeah, did I mention there were Philippine jaegers?  Here's my favorite one I got from said page:

You'd be wise NOT to make this jaeger angry.  Even the most hardcore of kaijus will run in fear.
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