The answers he got back were incredibly funny. Here are some of my favorites:
- I won’t always be able to hold your hand while you poop.
- Your bum probably hurts because you ate too much chocolate.
- Do not play tug of war with the dog using your teeth.
- Take the turtle out of your underwear! NOW!
- You’re gonna have to wear something besides gloves and shoes.
- Your pee-pee does not need glitter.
- Sweetie, ‘Alcohol’ isn’t the best name for your new bear…
- All right. Who wrapped the dog in duct tape?
- Why are there butt marks on my scanner?