The teacher in me is sometimes compelled to correct my students' Facebook message spelling errors. I'm sure they get irked sometimes, but I can't let them get away with common Filipino mistakes like confusing "his" and "her" (the Filipino counterpart has no gender); you're vs. your; their vs. there vs. they're; and so on.
However, if the following funny Facebook status messages (spelling FAIL, actually) were done by any of my students, I don't know if I'd fail them on the spot, or I would perform hara-kiri. Any way you look at it, it's funny stuff...unless you're their English teacher.
Let's hope I don't see any of my students, or any of my readers for that matter, make unintentionally funny Facebook status messages like these.